THE ADVENTURES OF.....MIRANDA FRU♡♥

THIS IS MIRANDA FRU♡, SHE LIKES WEARING TIARAS, EATING 

MARMITE CHOCOLATE AND SIPPING CHAMPAGNE. HER BEST FRIEND IS ALFIE 

MCWILLY.

MIRANDA FRU = MY SUPER EGO((IF NOT OVER 

INDULGENT))VAGINA. WOMEN HAVE A 

"DOUGHNUT HOLE SENSIBILITY"....OR FANNY 

"VAGINA VOID" (Ladies, your vagina is not some mystical wonderland you get to visit only while having sex with your spouse.((WHILST READING COSMO-ALWAYS MULTITASK DARLINGS...)) Your vagina is a part of your anatomy -You need to learn to treat it with respect and love)

SO IF YOUR NOT QUITE READY TO SHOUT VAGINA, OR SIT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR AND DRAW YOUR LADY TACO- GIVE IT AN ALTER EGO- ALTERNATIVELY WRITE A NARRATIVE   ( THE ADVENTURES OF FELICITY FLAPS) ..

IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR SELF PORTRAIT...DONT DECOUPAGE IT WITH GLITTER GLUE OR CALL IN VAGINA BUSTERS (IF THERES SOMETHING STRANGE DOWN IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD- WHO YOU CAN CALL........118118((NO NO)).....♡.....Sam xox