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DID YOU KNOW..{FILL IN BLANK}?

2010-12-10T04:26:00.000-08:00

..........THAT DR SCHOLTEN CAN PERFORM A BREAST AUGMENTATION IN UNDER 2HOURS!! (THAT'S HUGE!!).........AND WE GUARANTEE YOU WONT LOOK LIKE BARBIE = ~~UNLESS YOU WANT TO!!~~

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DID YOU KNOW..{FILL IN BLANK}?

2010-12-09T03:24:00.000-08:00

.....DR SCHOLTEN DOES NOT USE SURGICAL DRAINS IN ANY OF HIS BREAST AUGMENTATION PROCEDURES?? (NO NONSENCE= LESS PAIN) Many surgeons argue that they are "worth your trouble." and "encourage healing and recovery." = (FICTION)

DR SCHOLTEN HAS AN EXCELLANT RECORD WITH THIS PROCEDURE ~ HAVING PERFORMED OVER 4000 BREAST AUGMENTATIONS... ~~(none with drains)~~ + WITH ALL PATIENTS GETTING THE BREASTS THEY THOUGHT THEY WOULD ONLY DREAM OF.

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The OBAGI Blue Peel ♡♥

2010-11-26T03:33:00.000-08:00

✒ NOTE TO SELF:

If you have blemish prone skin, acne scars, wrinkles(( CREASES THAT CAN'T BE IRONED)), unwanted pigmentation, scars, large pores, sun ☀ damage or generally poor, fine skin, you can gain more from an OBAGI BLUE PEEL than from more routine treatments, with a quick recovery time.

FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT US TODAY!!

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LUNCHTIME PEEL♥-((OF THE NOT SO ORANGE VARIETY))

2010-11-24T05:33:00.000-08:00

Q:PRESSED FOR TIME?? WANT BEAUTY RESULTS IN DOUBLE-QUICK TIME

A:✒ LUNCHTIME PEEL

....because there's something about being given a beauty treatment by a proper doctor & Nurse Practitioner — ((ahem our lovely team ♡))

...because If your skin is blemished, mildly scarred or just plain dull(zzzzz), this could make a big difference!!!!

ITS SIMPLE- THE CLOCK TICKS LUNCHTIME, YOU GLIDE OUT THE OFFICE IN YOUR KILLER HEELS,GET IN THE CAR AND PUT YOUR SONG ON, COME AND SEE US FOR YOUR PEEL, PUT YOUR MAKE-UP ON, STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR, THEN CALL INTO STARBUCKS ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE FOR THAT VANILLA LATTE YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE!!

"NO ONE NEED KNOW BUT EVERYONE WILL NOTICE!!"♡

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HAPPY B©'MAS .....♥.....

2010-11-16T07:45:00.000-08:00

I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS...... ✒♡BOTOXBOTOXBOTOX♡

LADIES, NOW MORE THAN EVER, HAVE BOTOX AS PART OF THEIR SK:N + SOC:AL REGIME((CAUTION: DIY NOT ADVISED))

FEMALES across Britain are ditching the traditional day @ CHAMPNEYS with the girls 4 CRIMBO and choosing to treat themselves to Botox©, ✒((PARTAAAAAAAAAAY))

PLEASE OH PLEASE SANTA!!??!

P.S I HAVE BRANDY AND A CARROT..

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SAMXOX

FANCY A VAMPIRE WEEKEND- ONE BITE OF BOTOX© TOOO FAR..

2010-11-16T05:48:00.000-08:00

1)....((SPOOKY MUSIC)) VAMPIRE FILLER

2)....((CUE CEMETRY SCENE))

SOOO FOR ALL YOU DIE HARD ♥TWILIGHT♥ FANS HERE IS ETERNAL YOUTH ✒ WITHOUT THE CHOMPING ON NECK + SCARY BANGS AND FANGS TRANSGRESSION.(=FACT)

CAUTION: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

"..using patients' own blood to create a natural alternative to cosmetic fillers such as Botox and Restylane.Blood extracted from the patient is put into a centrifuge to separate red blood cells from the platelet-rich plasma (PRP).

The PRP is then used in the same way as a cosmetic filler, and is injected into the patient's face to smooth fine lines and wrinkles..."

= UNTIL THIS IS APPROVED IN THE ♥UK♥ STICK TO BOTOX© AND JUVEDERM©

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BOTOX: MAKING YOU HAPPY??!!?

2010-11-15T05:56:00.000-08:00

✑ ((FOR ALL YOU MOODY COWS BANCHEES PEOPLE- ME INCLUDED!!))

There is a long-standing idea in psychology called the facial feedback hypothesis (ZZZ). LONG STORY-SUPER SHORT IT BASICALLY SAYS:

"WHEN YOUR SMILING, ♥ THE WHOLE WORLD ♥ SMILES WITH YOU"

SOOO REALLY OLD SONG ((=FACT)) BUT THERE IS SOME TRUTH BEHIND THE LYRICS.

"Normally, the brain sends signals to the periphery to frown, and the extent of the frown would be sent back to the brain.

But here, that loop is disrupted,((HELLO BOTOX!!)) and the intensity of the ☺EMOTION☹ and of our ability to understand it when embodied in language is disrupted.

=PERMA SMILE

THE SKINNY ON BOTOX©....♥

2010-11-15T05:22:00.000-08:00

BOTOX® ✒ is a prescription medicine that is injected into MUSCLES and used:

to prevent headaches(☁(MIGRAINES)☁) in adults with chronic migraine who have 15 or more days each month with headache lasting 4 or more hours each day in people 18 years or older
to treat increased muscle stiffness in people 18 years and older with upper limb spasticity
to treat the abnormal head position and neck pain that happens with cervical dystonia (CD)
to treat certain types of eye muscle problems (strabismus) or abnormal spasm of the eyelids (blepharospasm)

BOTOX^® Cosmetic is a prescription medicine that is injected into muscles and used to improve the look of moderate to severe frown lines between the eyebrows (glabellar lines) in people 18 to 65 years of age for a short period of time (temporary: BUT OH SO FABULOUS!!).

OR FOR THE VAIN, AGING + STYLISH ..((ME ME ME))...♥((=FACT))♥

SAM XOX

BREASTLIGHT✒ LIQUIDATION..

2010-11-12T06:44:00.000-08:00

The company behind a CONTROVERSIAL GIZMO (GIMMICK) which helps women check their breasts for lumps at home ((✒ THATS WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX)) has gone into LIQUIDATION after running out of cash(SISH).

Last December, ♥CANCER RESEARCH♥ called on retailer BOOTS to stop stocking the BREASTLIGHT TITTORCH, saying there was "no clear evidence" that the torch could reliably detect cancerous lumps.

✒ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR GP/ HOSPITAL IF YOU DETECT A LUMP!!!

SAM XOX

DISHING THE DIRT ON IMPLANTS..♡

2010-11-11T06:55:00.000-08:00

YOUR needs are unique,((YOU WONT NO MATTER HOW MANY LIMBS YOU CUT OFF- FIT INTO THE SAME BOX AS ANOTHER PERSON))= FACT.

The size of your new BOOBS will be affected by the diameter of the implant (determining the ‘fullness’ of your breasts) and its projection (how ‘prominent’ you’d like your TWINS to appear)✒ NO MORE HIDING IN THE CLOSET.. Round implants ((♥ WHAT WE USE ♥)) are sometimes perceived to produce a more ‘fake’ or ‘augmented’ look.((THINK JORDAN)) This is just a common misconception FAIRY TALE, and their popularity is testament to their success.

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PIP IMPLANTS...... ☁..✗..☠..

2010-11-11T03:51:00.000-08:00

You may have read about the PIP IMPLANT ALERT issued by the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency ♥(MHRA).♥

The MHRA of the United Kingdom was advised by the regulatory authority in France (AFSSAPS) that on Tuesday 30 March 2010 it suspended the marketing, distribution, export and use of silicone gel filled breast implants manufactured by PIP (a French breast implant manufacturer, Poly Implant Prothese). It has since recalled all of these devices.

✒WE HAVE NEVER USED PIP IMPLANTS.

✒If you have had a PIP IMPLANT implanted SINCE 2001 you should consult a surgeon.

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✒If you have had ANY OTHER MAKE of breast implant inserted do not worry, there is NOT a problem with implants produced by other MANUFACTURERS.✔

FOR MORE INFORMATION CHECK THE MHRA WEBSITE:

http://www.mhra.gov.uk/Publications/Safetywarnings/MedicalDeviceAlerts/CON076499

SAM xox

BREAST AUGMENTATION AKA ✒ BOOB (TIT) JOB...

2010-11-09T07:36:00.000-08:00

THE SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT BREASTS(TWINS)GOES ON......... + ON.....♡♡

"✒ Many women consider having BREAST AUGMENTATION in order to improve their breast size or shape because they think their breasts are too small, uneven in size or unattractive ☹

(( THIS IS SOMETHING HIDING THE MORROR WILL NOT CURE)) Some women have ♥BREASTS♥ that do not fully develop or have significant change in size or shape after pregnancy, weight change or through ageing."

((WE♡U2♡URBOOBS))

IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE INTERESTED IN CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR INFORMATION ON THIS PROCEDURE ((WE HAVE DONE THOUSANDS SO WE ARE CONFIDENT WE CAN HELP YOU!!!- THE TWINS ARE IN SAFE HANDS))= MORE EGO MOMENTS.....♥

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BREAST REDUCTION ♥....

2010-11-09T07:04:00.000-08:00

BIG (TITIES)BOOBSICLES ARE OUT!!:

"there is no doubt that oversized BREASTS can be disturbing to a woman, causing both physical and psychological symptoms." -

✒MEN LOVE BOOBS= TRY CARRYING THEM AROUND!!

"Although the main aim of ♥ BREAST REDUCTION ♥ surgery is to reduce the volume and weight of the breast,((+2♡UR BOOBS)) cosmetic enhancement to fashion a normal shape remains EQUALLY IMPORTANT. The techniques have been modified and refined throughout the years in order to improve safety as well as the aesthetic results. "

((NOT TO MENTION WE HAVE PERFORMED THOUSANDS OF THESE SURGERIES)) = EGO MOMENT♥!!

CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR INFORMATION ON THIS PROCEDURE

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3D YOUR BREASTICLES....(MINUS THE KNIFE)

2010-11-08T06:03:00.000-08:00

WHY HELLOOOO THERE GOOD LOOKING...♥...

"Wonderbra's best cleavage enhancer to date. Full effect ((Original)) combines super lightweight gel and air within fan-shaped padding to naturally enhance your bust from every angle, boosting you by up to 2+ cup sizes.(( FRIED EGGS ✒ POACHED EGGS :D )) Features smooth microfibre cups, multiway straps and satin trims....."

(+ A CUDDLY TOY!!)= JOKE

BOOST YOUR LIFE!!((ONLY AVAILABLE IN BLACK AND NUDE ZZZZ...= I STILL WANT 1 HEHE)) ♥

Sam xox

BOOB JOB ((WELL SORT OF))......♥

2010-11-08T05:36:00.000-08:00

Always ♥ DREAMED ♥ of a fuller bust but dreaded the thought of going under the knife?((BIG BABY!!!)) Rodial introduces THE revolutionary BOOB JOB.

BOOB TIT JOB works with your NATURAL FAT CELLS(( WHAY LET THEM EAT CAKE)). As the fat cells move around the body after eating, boob job "blocks" the fat into the area where the product has been applied = TOOO MUCH INFORMATION!!

Sam xox

MOOBIES....IS IT A FAD??!?

2010-11-05T07:46:00.000-07:00

Man boobs are certainly the defect du jour. Venerable famous females avoid the worst excesses of the celebrity press + are spared the CIRCLE OF SHAME – but any chap is fair game. ~~(( NO PRESS IS BAD PRESS LADS MAN UP!!))~~Farcical, saucy, and SOMEWHAT TRAGIC, man-BOOBSICLES make ideal fodder for the British tabloid media ((2 GROPE= COULDNT RESIST!!))SOOOOOO it’s unsurprising that thousands of men with UNWANTED "TITS" are having them taken off. Appearance and ‘aura’(( NOT TO MENTION MALE EGO!!)) have become very important for YOU MEN. SURGERY FOR YOUR MAN BOOBS is not a silly FAD, it’s a multimillion-pound industry based around men looking fitter, younger and more alert.”

SOO INSTEAD OF BUYING US GALS A NEW PAIR OF BOOBS - TREAT YOURSELF THIS CHRISTMAS!?!

SAM xox

Gynaecomastia- Man boobs- MOOBIES**

2010-11-05T06:19:00.000-07:00

~~MOOBIE'S~~ (MALE BOOBS)....CAUSED BY BREASTICLE ENVY(= LIE) ((HORMONES= FACT))... "IF I HAD A PAIR OF BOOBS I WOULD PLAY WITH THEM ALL DAY!!!??!!" LIES PINNOCHIO!!.... ..HAVING MOOBS IS COMPLETLY IMASCULATING..MEN + BRAS = NO NO....GUYS IF YOU FIND YOURSELF FALLING ASLEEP ON YOUR OWN BUSSOM BUDDIES....WATCH THIS!! ((IGNORE EVERYTHING HURLINGHAM THEY WENT TO HEAVEN- IF YOUR INTERESTED IN THIS SURGERY CONTACT US @ INFO@PLASTICSURGERY4U.CO.UK!!))

iBREASTcheck♥ .......

2010-11-04T07:24:00.000-07:00

1 IN 9 WOMAN in the UK will get BREAST CANCER in their lifetime. The iBREASTCheck iPhone app from Breakthrough Breast Cancer could make all the difference!!!! DOWNLOAD IT NOW GUYS♡♥

SAM XOX

KUSHIE .....

2010-11-03T08:12:00.000-07:00

THE KUSH, a piece of plastic that prevents ♡CUPCAKE♡ wrinkles and creases by supporting the weight of "THE "TWINS". No straps, no wires, no constraints ((NO CRANE HOISTS))= NO SCIENCE! Just cram the PHALLIC looking piece of plastic between your BOOBSICLES(( IMPLANTS, WARTS + ALL)), and JOB DONE....INSTANT BED CLEAVAGE!!

((CAUTION: NOT TO BE USED AS A TOY- CHOKING HAZARD!!))

SAM xox

HOMEMADE BOOBSICLE CUPCAKES...♡..

2010-11-03T06:08:00.000-07:00

Need extra OOOOOMPH???! Cleavage cupcakes are crescent-shaped enhancers meant to be placed under the breast for PUSH UP POWER JUST + A LITTLE SPRINKLE OF BAKING POWDER ((AND WHIP)). They give a PERKY b♥♥st((NO NEED 4 THAT CRANE HOIST)). May your CUPCAKES RAISE AND NOT SINK + REMAIN FLUFFY, SOFT + BOUNCY.....

SAM XOX

P.S (( FOR A MORE PERMANENT PERFECT PAIR OF CUPCAKES CONTACT US AT INFO@PLASTICSURGERY4U.CO.UK))

BREAST AWARENESS WEEK♡......

2010-11-03T05:32:00.000-07:00

......SO THIS WEEK WE'RE PAYING HOMAGE TO OUR FAVOURITE SET OF TWINS!!......... ♥ITS BREASTICLE WEEK♥.....WERE DISCUSSING LOW BEAMS((SAGGY BOOBIES))...CLEAVAGE CUPCAKES + BREAST CHECKS AND THE CONCRETE PRESS((MAMMOGRAMS)).....+ we have breaking news about KEN'S MOOBIES!!

SAM XOX

SEX ED ((PROPS NEEDED BIROS))...

2010-11-02T04:36:00.000-07:00

TOOOOOOO FUNNY LOVE THIS!! ♥♥♥ HOPE YOU GUYS DO 2!!!
SAM xox

(Quickie answer: If you are reading this at the office, the answer is “NO FRUFRU ♥ FOR YOU!!.”)

2010-11-02T03:51:00.000-07:00

As Woody Allen famously said, “Masturbation is ♥SEX♥ with someone I love!”....((YES THIS MEANS UR VAJAYJAY!!)) ...CAUTION: SOMETIMES IT IS GOOD TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING- QUE MIRROR(CENTRE STAGE) = YOU WOULDN'T VENTURE OUT IN YOUR LADY GARDEN AT NIGHT WOULD YOU AND START PRUNING THE BUSH.....OUCH!!........ HAVE FUN EXPERIMENT - REMEMBER THERE IS NOTHING TRAMPY ABOUT SELF L♡VING ((+ U DONT HAVE TO WEAR A HIGH VISIBILITY VEST SAYING I TOUCHED MYSELF....((UNLESS U LIVE IN SPAIN))= FACT..

Sam xox

VAJACIAL= (FANNY) BLISS ♡♥....

2010-11-01T09:19:00.000-07:00

VAJACIAL YOUR VAJAYJAY...

Have you ever thought, "My life would be so much better if only there were a FROTHY GLOSSY SCRUB for my FROUFROU"?... GIVE YOUR LOVE MUFFIN SOME TLC - SALES PITCH SHOULD BE = GET RID OF THOSE TWISTED WEEDS + FISHMONGER ODOURS((NICE.. SHOULDN'T HAVE SHARED THIS SORRY!!!))

✒ ((WHAT IT SAYS...))

The 50-minute treatment involves four steps. First, skin is cleansed with an antibacterial body wash and witch hazel. Then, a papaya-based exfoliating gel goes on before the esthetician extracts ingrown hairs. After that, an anti-freckle, anti-acne, or calming mask is applied. It finishes off with an application of lightening cream.

......PERFECT CURE AFTER A WEEK OF EXTRA CURRICULAR.. SIGHS... (FANNY) ♥ BLISS!!!

Sam xox

MOONCUP.COM ......

2010-11-01T08:46:00.000-07:00

♥♡ by women all around the world(( NOT INCLUDING ME- I LIKE MY BLEACHED TAMPONS...), and made in the UK by a multi-award winning ethical business, the Mooncup offers an end to the waste, discomfort and expense of disposable sanitary protection.((BEST WASHED AT 40'C....OR IN THE DISHWASHER WITH SOME CALGON= GREAT ON TOUGH STAINS))

"I've just had to ring my HOUSEMATE and ask where my Mooncup is: "You left it on top of HARRY POTTER" ...

"I CAME HOME TO REALISE MY HOUSEMATE WAS FILTERING HER COFFEE (FRENCH ROAST STYLE) WITH MY MOONCUP"

SOOOO ITS NO WONDER I WONT BE RUSHING OUT TO BY MY OWN PIECE OF FANNY ECO + SOCIAL TORTURE!!!! SAM xox

((P.S WE'RE DEBATING THIS ON TWITOPLASTY SO CHECK IT OUT!!))

VatOOing ✒ ♡

2010-11-01T08:15:00.000-07:00

VAJINGO-VAJAZZLE IS NOW OBSOLETE..♥..SO WE BRING YOU VA(tattoo)TOOING......MANY MANY THINGS COME TO MIND LIKE "ENTER HERE" OR A GLOW IN THE DARK "69" either way =(iwantonofthese.com)..
...CHECK IT OUT!! Sam xox

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Have a ♡2♡ with your VULVA.....!!

2010-11-01T07:57:00.000-07:00

GET TO KNOW YOUR VAJAYJAY CLOSE UP AND PERSONAL.....(WITHOUT HAVING TO DRAW YOUR FANNY,PUSSY DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR)...LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS ♥ !!!!!!! I want one = FACT SAM XOX

THE ADVENTURES OF.....MIRANDA FRU♡♥

2010-10-28T07:44:00.000-07:00

THIS IS MIRANDA FRU♡, SHE LIKES WEARING TIARAS, EATING

MARMITE CHOCOLATE AND SIPPING CHAMPAGNE. HER BEST FRIEND IS ALFIE

MCWILLY.

MIRANDA FRU = MY SUPER EGO((IF NOT OVER

INDULGENT))VAGINA. WOMEN HAVE A

"DOUGHNUT HOLE SENSIBILITY"....OR FANNY

"VAGINA VOID" (Ladies, your vagina is not some mystical wonderland you get to visit only while having sex with your spouse.((WHILST READING COSMO-ALWAYS MULTITASK DARLINGS...)) Your vagina is a part of your anatomy -You need to learn to treat it with respect and love)

SO IF YOUR NOT QUITE READY TO SHOUT VAGINA, OR SIT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR AND DRAW YOUR LADY TACO- GIVE IT AN ALTER EGO- ALTERNATIVELY WRITE A NARRATIVE ( THE ADVENTURES OF FELICITY FLAPS) ..

IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR SELF PORTRAIT...DONT DECOUPAGE IT WITH GLITTER GLUE OR CALL IN VAGINA BUSTERS (IF THERES SOMETHING STRANGE DOWN IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD- WHO YOU CAN CALL........118118((NO NO)).....♡.....Sam xox

BARBIE HAS HER VAJINGO TIGHTENED BY YOURS TRUELY ♡!!!??!

2010-10-28T03:40:00.000-07:00

Even BARBIE needs to maintain her TIGHT LITTLE VAJINGO along with her 38-18-34 frame. BLESSED WITH KILLER LOOKS AND AMPLE ASSETS (( NOT INCLUDING "BARBIE SNIP+STYLE VAJAYJAY SALON" ))= THE MOST CONTEMPORARY VAGINA HOTEL / HOSPITAL ....EVER ((as THE leading specialist we do have admitting rights here = EGO MOMENT))

FOR THOSE INTERESTED- BARBIE IS RECOVERING WELL.SHE FEELS IT HAS CHANGED HER LIFE.((END))

➜ANYWAY FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THIS PROCEDURE AND FOR FURTHER PATIENT TESTIMONIALS CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE:

http://www.cosmeticsurgery4u.co.uk/index.php?pnv=genitalsurgery_inc

Sam xox

MERKINI....

2010-10-27T07:23:00.000-07:00

MERKIN( PUBIC WIG )......SO...A WIG FOR YOUR BUSH. STRAIGHTEN IT, PERM IT, BRAID IT, STYLE IT, SEQUIN IT, ..IM GUESSING YOU GET IT??... (( DONATE YOUR HEAD HAIR TO YOUR VAGINA BECAUSE IT HAS FEELINGS TOO..((and needs style...ssssh don't tell it it'll get offended))...))

IMPORTANT: DONT NEGLECT YOUR BUSH.....Sam xox

FOLLOW US ON TWITTER ♡

2010-10-27T05:47:00.000-07:00

If you like what you see. FOLLOW US ON ♡TWITTER♡

http://twitter.com/twitoplasty

INTERESTED IN PRUNING UR FL♡WER? ..this is your HUMOROUS & FRANK BIBLE for anything FANNY RELATED from THE LEADING FEMALE GENITAL SURGEON (& CO)on TWITTER = ♥FACT♥.

POODLE YOUR BUSH???

2010-10-27T05:28:00.000-07:00

BOLDY GOING (DOWN THERE ➷ ) WHERE NO COLOUR HAS BEEN BEFORE.....POODLE YOUR BUSH!! What it says on the box-((Complete Grey & GINGER coverage)) MATCH THE COLOUR ON YOUR FENCE TO THE COLOUR OF YOUR HEDGE......

Sam xox

VAJING♥ Vajazzling...

2010-10-27T04:09:00.000-07:00

VAJINGO (FANNY) VAJAZZLING.....YES PLEASE i want an encrusted ((GEMS)) PINK TACO...((FOR ONCE I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD)) ....IF YOU DO CHECK OUT http://twitter.com/twitoplasty .
Sam xox

PRUNE YOUR FLOWER ♡

2010-10-26T05:46:00.000-07:00

INTERESTED IN PRUNING YOUR FL♥WER??

Here is your Gardener.......DRUM ROLL PLEASE....DR/MR ERIK SCHOLTEN MD PhD. ((IGNORE EVERYTHING HURLINGHAM= EXTINCT(IN ADMINISTRATION TOO POSH DARLING)) .................ANYWAY this is your BIBLE for anything FANNY-RELATED from THE LEADING FEMALE GENITAL SURGEON.

((= FACT)). A peek over the hedge at FEMALE GENITAL SURGERY....

((NEVER PRUNE YOUR OWN FLOWER!!!)) ...Sam xox

GET YOUR VAJINGO BACK .......

2010-10-26T04:15:00.000-07:00

Everybody has that "HE'S LOOKING AT MY FLOWER IT " (( WHATS WRONG WITH MY BUSH)) moment OR you have that rant about injustices wrought against YOUR VAGINA, such as tampons and birth. WE L♡VE TO HATE OUR VAGINAS!....

Check out our PODCAST TO GET YOUR VAJINGO BACK.

FEMALE GENITAL SURGERY PODCAST ♥

THE DELICIOUS ({;})...........

2010-10-26T03:28:00.000-07:00

({;})= V SYMBOL ♡

........ fairy cakes with pink frosting AND CUTE LITTLE CLITORIS SPRINKLES. Even i can be persuaded to eat VAGINA confectionary.... (( UMMM POSSIBILITY FOR GLITTER AND FROSTING PUBIC WIG???? )) SAM XOX

FOR WANT OF A BETTER WORD....VAGINA♡

2010-10-25T13:19:00.000-07:00

♥♡♡FROM YOUR FROUFROU TO YOUR MARY we all need to step up and talk about our VAGINAS. There is no universal euphemism for it. It is what it is.. A VAGINA.(( DEFINITION OF VAGINA =Somewhere to sheathe your sword)) MALE EGO...URGH..DEPRESSING!!??! NOT THAT I AM GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MINE ANYTIME SOON, MAYBE ASK IT FOR A MOCHA..NO NO...I just think they're not going away anytime soon so we might as well embrace the things...ALTOGETHER NOW......I HAVE A VAGINA!! ((sounded better in my head)) Sam xox

IPHONE + AUNT FLO = SERENITY ♥

2010-10-25T07:35:00.000-07:00

The IPHONE ♡♡♥ ((HINT: I HAVE IPHONE ENVY.. IWANTANIPHONE.COM)) is an excellent tool for all us girlies who try sipping Rose whilst running in heels to Tescos to get "SWEETIES" because we forgot Aunt Flo was coming to town (( WHY SHE JUST CANT EAT HUMBUGS ILL NEVER KNOW??)). Yep i HATE her SURPRISE moments too... This delightful app tracks her down and uses'lil hearts and flowers to denote those important days and events (to be fair, "OVULATION" & "I KICKED AUNT FLO TO THE CURB" would be a little too long to fit into those cute boxes). I ♡ HOW WE CAN NOW ORGANISE OUR VAJINGOS FLOWERS WOOWOO VAGINAS LIVES ;) Sam x

WEEK OF THE LADY GARDEN!!

2010-10-25T05:33:00.000-07:00

TO KICK OFF CELEBRATING "WEEK OF THE LADY GARDEN" WE THOUGHT WE WOULD GET THE BALL ROLLING WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LIGHT HEARTED LAWN MOWING.- WE WILL PLANTING THE SEEDS FOR DESIGNER VAGINAS AND GENITAL PRUNING SO KEEP CHECKING BACK. ENJOY SAM X

DIY FACELIFT ??.....

2010-10-21T12:32:00.000-07:00

For a while it seemed as if DERMAL FILLERS and BOTOX© would be the holy grails of youth rejuvenation. Now however, Everyone can get that taut, fresh-faced look with the new DIY guide to face lifts. P&P included.

Insiders advice: ONLY USE TRAINED PRACTITIONERS!!!! (P.S I ♥♡ LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS IMAGE BY LUCY AND BART) Sam xxox

COMING SOON !!??

2010-10-19T03:47:00.000-07:00

COMING SOON JUST FOR YOU ♡.....THE LATEST TRENDS IN COSMETIC + PLASTIC SURGERY....QUIRKY, FRANK AND TO THE POINT... "CAN SOMEONE MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL???"..... SPEAK SOON SAM XX